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Thursday 22 February 2007

cramp........not my style

oh my, what a terrible thing happened to me last night.... after spending a while downloading some music, and after a heavy day at work, I was pretty fooked.
I yawned, and then got this really bad clamping pain under my chin....... oh my god, I didnt know what to do, I couldnt close my mouth as the pain was excruciating, I couldnt open my mouth for the fear of making the pain worse......... then I thought I had ' lock jaw ' (an obvious over reaction) not that I have ever had lock jaw.....(may have had similar, from time to time.......for other reasons) but then after dropping to the floor and almost bursting into tears (not sure if this was the pain or the fact that I thought that I may have to spend the rest of my life walking round with a mouth of a similar nature to that, of a blow up doll...) I realised it was CRAMP, plain and simple cramp...
oh my god has anyone else ever had cramp under their chin ?
I have also now developed a phobia of yawning....... is there a name for this ? (stupidity ? maybe)
trying to yawn with your mouth tightly shut is like trying to eat a packet of crisps silently in a church.... totally impossible.
ciao4now

6 comments:

none said...

I get them sometimes, they are about the most painful excruciating
experiences ever. Happened when I was driving once. It takes a lot of concentration to be able to relax.

Eating bananas regularly seems to help.

het (aka quickfit) said...

hammer
oh my goodness, I seriously think that if I was driving I would have written my car off.
bananas .... well I will have a go at eating them ...
thx 4 the tip (so to speak)

notfearingchange said...

ohmigod! that is a truly odd place to have a cramp! lol.

het (aka quickfit) said...

notfearingchange
thanks for dropping by
I think it was odd too

The Mad Hatter said...

Well thats a new one luv ... I hope your ok now though :-)

Be careful ... and forgot to say before, thanks for stopping by my place, especially during this sad time ... your kind words mean alot ... thanks hunny X

poody said...

sounds like a little TMJ. Hopefully it was an abberrant episode and you have nothing to worry about but however if it occurs again it will not be at an inopportune time if you get my drift. What? You said you like dirty boooks!