Ok, now a days we are all trying to find the easiest and most accessable ways to achieve things, especially while driving,for obvious safety reasons... i.e we have hands free car phones, hands free sat navs, etc etc.
Well I have this morning, made a new hands free discovery.... I was a little bit late for work, hastily jumped into my car and set off at a high rate of knots..... well as I reached the sleeping policemen (speed bumps or whatever you call them) I obviously slowed down and proceded over the bump........ it was at this precise moment that I created hands free ' bean flicking '.... oh my word, I can only descibe how I created this effect as follows,
In my haste to get into my car and on my journey, I didnt adjust my trousers correctly and had inadvertantly given myself a ' front bottom wedgie ' ...... thus creating the visial effect of a camels foot............
(the only piccy I could find of a camels foot) so use your imagination....So every time I braked and then accelerated it created a bean flicking sensation........ I did get a lot of stange looks on the motorway on my way to work as I constantly drove like my car had been filled up with kangaroo juice(of cause didnt drive like this on purpose hee hee)..... but I think I have had a good start to my day and cant wait to drive back home tonight.....
why do I keep thinking about this strange little ditti ??
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the sphinx.
But the sphinx's posterior sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
anyway its lunchtime and I am off to look for sleeping policemen or large pot holes in the road..
so if anyone knows of any pot holes, dirt tracks, sleeping policemen or any alternatives that are close to Liverpool or Manchester le me know....thanks
ciao4now everybody peeps xx
