Never fook with a woman !! you'll learn

I have discovered a few lines that seem to sum up the hidden messages that are sent out by women... below is a selections of words and the TRUE meanings behind them...... these apply in most situations and should always be adhered to, 100%, no deviation and no getting away from it...... be warned....

1.) FINE: This is the word the women uses to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However five minutes is only five minutes, if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a real word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make. That's "okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome and say NOTHING else, nothing at all.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is a task that the woman has requested doing several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in you asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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